22 June 2012

Glasgow...a sense of Deja Vu

I took the free tour today in Glasgow. First off, having in my previous post said that they always wear red shirts, I must report that my tour guide wore a black rain jacket. Having had such a wonderful guide yesterday, the one today was a bit disappointing. He just wasn't as engaging, and let's face it, the fact that it was 50 degrees and raining might not have helped either! But I did want to share some interesting things I learned.
Glasgow has a square called George Square. Named after King George. But the Glaswegians don't like King George, so there is no statue of him there - instead there is a very prominent statue of Sir Walter Scott, who was born on George Square in Edinburgh.




So why do they dislike King George so much? Easy,they blame him for their loss of income in tobacco from the Colony of Virginia. Yes that's right, King George sent over the British Navy to fight those colonial rebels who wanted independence. And the monarchy lost.

On one side of the square there is a huge building (sorry I didn't catch the name) but there are three interesting things to mention about it...
1. It has more Italian marble than the Vatican.
2. The ancient symbol of peace, the Swastika, is on the doors (this building is pre-1939)
3. It has the Statue of Truth at the top, who many confuse with Liberty.




Speaking of truth, I learned that if one goes on trial in Scotland, three verdicts are possible:
A. Guilty
B. Not Guilty
C. Not Proven (aka they know you are guilty, but can't prove it!

And then back to Mortsafes, which I describe in my post about Edinburgh... Our tour guide told of yet one more option - a Mocksafe. This is an iron coffin that would be set a top a grave for 3 weeks - same reason.. Basically it was rented.




Oh and you may notice that some of the Mortsafe above is missing, modern day thieves are stealing the metal.
Speaking of grave robbing....a medical school person (student? Employee?) was tried for body snatching and found not proven - but no one would hire him, so he went to Washington DC and opened the first medical teaching college. 250 years later corpses, that could be traced to Scotland were found under the floorboards of the building in DC where his school was opened.

Moving on to churches and cathedrals - in Glasgow many such churches are no longer used as churches. The church: St. Andrews in the Square is a carbon copy of St. Martins in Trafalgar Square (London). But it became a bit dilapidated, so the city sold it to a charity for £1. The charity cleaned it up and found that underneath paint and dirt was gold plating. It is still used by the charity.






Speaking of gold, all the clocks in the city (on towers and such) have blue and gold faces. This shows wealth, because these were the most expensive paint colors.





Lastly I will leave you with the founding of Glasgow. It was founded by St. Mungo. He came upon this place and said the Gaelic word that means "pretty green", and this word evolved to the modern name: Glasgow.



I will post one more post about Glasgow - but it won't be pretty. Coming tomorrow.....
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Location:Glasgow, Scotland

21 June 2012

The coach from Glasgow to Fort William

Loch Lemond, mountains, carpeted fields, sheep....
It's amazing and I am reminded of Switzerland. Words can't begin to do this justice, I hope the pictures (taken through the window of the moving coach) will.












































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Tales from Edinburgh

When I encounter a new city, especially one where I know no one, my first instinct is to google "free walking tour ______" (the city name goes in the blank). Generally these tours last 2-3 hours and are amazing. The tour guides in red (all the companies that do these seem to wear red) work for tips, so they want to do their best. My tour guide for Edinburgh (James from Portugal) was one of the best yet! We saw so many sights and learned so much about the city. Edinburgh is truly an amazing place.

Let's start with the weather. Edinburgh is on the same latitude as Moscow. It never gets very warm and winters are brutal. Edinburgh is nestled in 7 hills, oh and about 320 million years ago it was a tropical rain forest. Edinburgh (and well all of Scotland) is still moving northward. Scientists predict that millions of years from now, Scotland and England will be two separate islands. But back to the weather - yesterday was a warm (about 68'F / 19'C) summers day, the sun was shining - until it began to rain around 4:30pm. Unusual for Edinburgh. The perfect day for a tour!




Oh yes, all these people were waiting for a tour. Luckily they divided us into about 5 groups.

The first sight we saw was the Mercat Cross. Mercat is an old Scottish word meaning "Market" and the cross was the center of the market / center of town. In the olden days, after a new King or Queen was crowned in London, a rider would head to Edinburgh, stand on the Mercat, and announce it. Nowadays in keeping with tradition, this is still announced from the Mercat three days after it took place (time that would have been needed for the news to reach Edinburgh), but of course with modern technology, everyone already knows anyways.



Next was St Giles Cathedral, which is not really a cathedral as it has no Bishop. Inside was nice, but it was outside that was much more interesting. Outside one saw that some of the bricks were outlined in gold. This marked where the tollbooth used to be. The tollbooth was where one paid their taxes AND the place one was taken if they were to be executed. Not a pleasant place.
The shape of the building was heart shaped, so it became known as the "Heart of Midlothian" (Midlothian, referring not to a town south of Dallas, but rather to the region of Scotland where Edinburgh is situated. After it was torn down, the spot was also marked with bricks shaped as a heart. Today most Edinburghians walk around this heart, rather than through it --- why? Because people spit in it. There are three reasons people spit in it:
1. To spit on the taxman (symbolically)
2. The local Football (soccer to Americans) team is nick-named the "Heart of Midlothian" and so fans of rival teams spit there to spit on their rival.
3. Fans of the team spit there for good luck.




Hey did you know that the Thistle is the flower of Scotland? No, well now you do!

We then went to the Grassmarket - this used to be where people bought grass /hay for livestock....but now it is a trendy place with vintage clothing shops, cafes and bars. Speaking of Bars, one is called Molly Dickson's Pub and there is a great story behind the name.
Molly Dickson was an unhappily married woman who eventually separated (ok ran away) from her husband. She ran to another town and fell madly in love with an innkeepers son. 5 months later she was pregnant. Fearing punishment (for adultery), she hid the pregnancy for 8 months - until she gave birth to a stillborn child. She was going to throw the body of the baby into the Loch, but was caught and arrested. Molly was charged with the crime of "concealment of pregnancy" and sentenced to death. She was brought back to Edinburgh to hang (in the Grassmarket - where hangings took place). She was hung, declared dead, put in a coffin and was being carted off.....when suddenly the man carting her off heard "knock knock knock" from the coffin. He opened it up and Molly was still alive. He quickly closed the coffin and took her back to the Grassmarket. The crowd went wild (this was their version of reality TV afterall) and were excited to hang her again. But suddenly a man in the crowd yelled "stop" and explained that Molly had already been hanged and punished for her crime and could not be punished a second time. Thus Molly was freed. Molly was also now considered no longer married. Why? Because her wedding vows were "until death do us part" and she had been declared dead. Now the story goes that Molly did remarry - the man in the crowd who stopped her second hanging and he bought her the pub. It was said that when someone was to be hanged, Molly would come out of her pub and tell them "don't worry, they hanged me once and look at me, I'm alright. Molly truly earned her nickname "half-hanged Molly".







This next building is the backside of a very important building in modern literary history. This is the back of the "Elephant House Cafe", a cafe that today provides paper and pens for its customers. Why? Because Britain's richest woman spent many many hours there, writing her books. Still don't know who? Why it's Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling of course!


In fact, Edinburgh is teaming with Harry Potter References. In Greyfriars Kirkyard (Kirk = church) if one wanders the graves, one will find names of characters in the series such as McGonagall and Tom Riddle.




But Grayfriars is not just famous for Harry Potter characters, it was here that the concept of life insurance evolved and here that the phrase "working the graveyard shift was coined.
In the 1700's, Edinburgh's college of medicine was one of the best in the world. It had however a problem, they needed more cadavers for learning. People soon learned that they could sell a freshly deceased body fora LOT of money and thus the career known as "body snatchers" evolved. Well no one liked that their recently deceased relatives were being dug up and sold. Plus, many believed that if they were cut up and not properly buried, the soul would not find their way to heaven. The richer folk, would install a "Mortsafe" on the grave - basically it was a gate that was locked to keep the body snatchers out (see photo below). The poor folk however would enlist the help of friends and family to take a shift sitting on the grave. They had to do so 24 hours a day for 3 weeks, at which time the body would have decomposed too much for the medical student usage. Hence the phrase was developed.



One other notable story from the Kirkyard is that of Greyfriars Bobby. Bobby was a little dog, a terrier I believe. When his master died he went and sat on his grave. Bobby did this in fact for 14 years until he himself died. For his loyalty, Bobby was also buried in the Kirkyard. People who come to his grave leave him toys, flowers, sticks and travel tickets. Why travel tickets? Because he never got to go anywhere since he was sitting at his masters grave. Just outside of the Kirkyard is a statue of Bobby, the most photographed statue in Edinburgh.








Walking around town we saw Edinburgh Castle, evidence that the Olympic Torch had just passed through and the flower clock in Scott's Gardens.











The gardens are quite beautiful and amazing flowers grow here - it is quite fertile land. There is a reason, and it's not a pleasant story. Edinburgh old town sits on a hill above the gardens, which are in new town. This used to be where the North Loch was located. This is of course before the days of indoor plumbing. Instead people had buckets for this purpose. When emptying the buckets they would shout the phrase "guardeloo" and then throw their waste onto the streets. Because the streets were hills, and it rained frequently, it would be washed down into the Loch. Dead bodies and other waste was also thrown in. Needless to say it was stinky. When the new town was built, the loch was drained and the ground below was extremely fertile. Perfect for the gardens.






I will wrap this up with one last story, for which I have no photos. That is the story of the Stone of Destiny. The stone of destiny is a large sandstone brick of which it is said, who ever is crowned king of Scotland will sit over this stone. When England took over the ruling of Scotland, the stone was placed under the English throne to show that they were indeed King of Scotland as well. Not all remained peaceful and Scotland and England were at war (think William Wallace....Braveheart). Eventually a peace treaty was signed and it was agreed that the stone would be returned to Scotland. About 400 years later, in 1996 it was. It is said that this was a political move. The ruling party was worried about their rival party's star: Tony Blair. Specifically they were worried he would win the 1997 election (which, in case you don't know, he did). Hoping to gain more votes from the Scottish, they returned the Stone of Destiny, or so some say that was the reason. But the reality is that in 1950, for a short time the Stone was in Scotland as well.
1950, some young (aged 23 or so) Scottish students decided that they would steal the stone. They felt that Scotland should have it back. They were not stealing it to keep for themselves, but to return to their people. On Christmas Eve they broke into Westminster Abbey and stole the stone, but they broke it into two pieces in the process. The smaller piece was driven back as fast as possible and was smuggled into Scotland. The larger piece was driven south and buried in a field. This was done because the Scottish - English borders were being closed and cars were checked. He then went back to Scotland and talked to a stonemason about rejoining the two pieces. The stonemason reminded him what results when you bury dry sandstone in wet soil.....and thus the young man returned (with some of his mates) to Dover. But when they arrived a group of Travellers (aka Gypsies) had camped out on the site. Several bottles of alcohol later and the Travellers moved their caravan to help dig up t he remainder of the stone, which was smuggled back to Scotland and adhered to it's smaller half. But now the stone had to be hidden, every couple of days it's location moved. The police began to catch on and the students decided to turn it in. They left it in a cathedral, imaging the press' reaction. Instead it was found by the minister, who called the police. 24 hours later it was back in Westminster Abbey. The students were never persecuted - afterall how could you justify the theft of something that was actually theirs.




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Location:Edinburgh, Scotland

Can I just be Canadian?

Today I took a walking tour of Glasgow and the tour guide shared two stories about Americans that made me just want to claim to be Canadian!

1. There is a building, relatively modern, that has a skull build into a ledge on the corner of the building. It's fairly high up, so I can just guesstimate it to be about as big as one of those large blue exercise balls often used in yoga or for sitting on in place of a chair. Maybe it's bigger - but it's fairly big. The reason it is there is because the building is on top of the site that once housed a graveyard and church. The skull is a memorial / reminder of those buried there.
Anyways our tour guide said he is frequently asked (and always by Americans) if the skull is real.
Seriously?!??? Ugh!

2. Yesterday in the newspaper there was an article about other people's perception of Scotland. Foreigners were polled (not those visiting - but rather back in their own countries). One question was: " What do you think of when you think of Scotland?"
(I would imagine answers to include things like kilts, bagpipes, Trainspotting, Braveheart....)
But oh no, the most common answer given by Americans....

Irish People


Really? Really?

Yes I think I need to claim to come from Canada!


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Location:St Enoch Square,Glasgow,United Kingdom

18 June 2012

It's not just the wrong side of the road

There is a funny scene from the National Lampoon's European Vacation. Chevy Chase (Mr. Clark) and his family are trying to drive in England and get stuck in a round-a-bout for hours. it's a hilarious scene -- haven't seen it? It's here:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgX6qlJEMc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

This exemplifies some of the fears and stereotypes that Americans have about driving in the UK. I've never driven here, I've only driven in 3 countries outside of the US: Canada, New Zealand (they also drive on the "wrong" side of the road) and Germany (Autobahn driving is fun!)
Friday in the car, my friend Ruth and I had a conversation about driving in each other's countries and our perceptions of it.
She said its very nice to drive in the US -- the roads are huge, lanes are huge and parking spaces are huge.
I felt that driving in the UK would be a bit scary -- the roads are narrow, the lanes are narrow and the parking spaces are narrow.
We both agreed however that when driving in another country it's frustrating to have to pay attention to different road customs, signs etc as well as navigate an unfamiliar place.
As we conversed I realized a blog post would be necessary to show just what the roads here are like. All photos were taken from a moving car (I wasn't driving!) so I apologize for any blurriness!
Also note that none of these are highway photos - they are mostly roads between towns, but not proper Motorways with junctions (in American: not Interstate highways with exits)



As can be seen from the photo above there are rarely shoulders, and really no space to pull completely off the road if you break down. It is very common for roads to be lined with hedges.



In this photo one sees again that the roads are narrower than at home in TX. The signs seen here are speed limits. In the UK they utilize a mixture of metric and standard measurements in daily life. Speed limits are posted in miles per hour.
If you drive on the right side of the road, you will note that it appears that the cars are on the "wrong" side of the road. I have on more than one occasion looked in an oncoming vehicle and wondered what on earth that crazy woman was doing letting her 9year old drive!!
For those of y'all who wonder why it is that we drive on the sides we do, I found a decent explanation here:
http://www.2pass.co.uk/goodluck.htm#.T978_2t5mK0



One of the things that scares me most is that there seem to be soo many blind corners here. Roads here tend to curve and turn more frequently than roads back home, and with tall hedges bordering the roads, one can never know for sure just what they will encounter around the corner - maybe road works (in American: road construction), an oversized Lorry (in American: truck / 18-wheeler), or stopped traffic.


Sometimes when one approaches a junction (in American: intersection) one sees the signs in the middle of the road ... Why? Easy: they are on a roundabout.


Actually most junctions have roundabouts - its rare to find one without it.... Some are nice built up with gardens as one sees here. Others are small - about the height of a speed bump and still others are just painted on. Cars approaching from the right have the right-of-way. Although this system seems scary at first to those of us who do not understand it, it actually is quite good and alleviates a lot of simply sitting at an intersection waiting to turn.


Many signs are different. A lot of them are standard European road signs that even those of us not accustomed to them could figure out. But some stand out as ones that I like. For example: Kill Your Speed.


More signs, very blurry - sorry.


I've seen this in other parts of the world - I think it's just lovely when the trees grow up over the road and form an archway - just lovely.


More signs - see the small white posts with what appears to be a 2x4 strip of wood between them? (right side - midway down). That is a street sign. They are very low. The nice thing - they are rarely covered with tree limbs and because they are so low, when one drives at night they are reflected great with your headlights. Quite clever placement.

I hope you enjoyed your drive in England....oh and as always, don't forget to buckle up!

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Location:Wokingham,United Kingdom

Pulses revealed

Sorry for the delay......

Pulses are legumes --- specifically I saw beans such as Canellini, Garbanzo, Lentils etc. It was certainly my section of the canned food dept!


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Location:Wokingham,United Kingdom

14 June 2012

Pulses? Sold at Sainsburys.

This morning over breakfast, Oz (aged 4) and I had a great conversation. About the differences in Britain and America. He was very excited to find out the number for 999 in America is 911. He thought it was funny that we call trousers pants and pants underwear....
I like to say that I speak both English and American. For the most part I do, and when I am here I change my vernacular .... I go to the loo, I throw my rubbish in the bin and I sometimes help change nappies or find dummies.
But last night at Sainsburys (it's a regular grocery store) I saw a sign that made me wonder... They sell pulses.




So now I ask of my non-British friends ..... What do you think pulses are?
(answer coming - maybe tomorrow)

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Location:Haywards Heath, England

12 June 2012

Flight playlist

I decided that a playlist for flying was necessary. Why? Maybe it was boredom, maybe it was the idea to get me in the flying spirit. I went through my songs and came up with the following songs:
(all involve flying, airplanes, travel or leaving the ground)
Airport (dich Wiedersehen) - Udo Lindenberg
Alles in die Luft - Wise Guys
Around the World - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Astronaut - Christina Stürmer
Astronaut - Nena
Bass Aboard a Plane - Jay Leonhart
Changes in Lattitudes - Jimmy Buffet
Day Tripper - The Beatles
Engel Fliegen Einsam - Christina Stürmer
Flight Attendant - Josh Rouse
Flugzeuge im Bauch - Herbert Grönemeyer
If it's Tuesday this Must be Belgium - Peter Hamilton Orchestra
Leaving on a Jet Plane - Peter Paul and Mary
Luftbahn - Deichkind
Man on the Moon - REM
Mann im Mond - Die Prinzen
A Shot to the Stars - Whitley
Star Trekking' - Dr. Demento
T.B. on a Jet Plane - Capitol Steps
Ticket to Ride - The Beatles
To the Moon and Back - Savage Garden
Willkommen an Bord - Reinhard Mey
Wir Fliegen - Nena

As I've sat here I've thought for example that "Daniel" probably belongs on this list, and I'm sure that there must be more John Denver songs that would fit my list too.

I'd love your suggestions about what else should be a part of this list.

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Location:Over the Atlantic - between Toronto and London

We've got to roll back ....

I am flying back to Europe for the summer - first stop, England.
My first flight was from DFW to YYZ (aka Dallas-Ft. Worth to Toronto). The flight was bumpy to say the least. I was sat in an emergency exit row and I could hear wind whistling through the door and felt the frigid air! Thankfully I had my fleece with me!
It was one of those flights where I never really relaxed ... The guy behind me was kicking the seat or something - regularly (and note I said guy, not kid!), a person one row over from me coughed and sneezed regularly (ick!) and did I mention it was bumpy.
Finally it came time for drink service. Ah yes... The two other people in my row were served. The one flight attendant was just about to ask me what I wanted, when the other one comes up and says "we've got to roll back, it's too bumpy"

Alls well that ends well.... We landed safely in Toronto. I had to go through customs and immigration - they kindly stamped my passport - I picked up and re-checked my luggage..... I went back through security, I was even swabbed for traces of explosives! Walked to my gate and decided that this airport was great ..... They have free wifi!

Soon we will board and I am LHR (London Heathrow) bound .... On a 747! Cool!




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Location:Toronto airport, Canada